Bibliophile Poems

THE BIBLIOPHILE

OWNED N RUN BY ANNIE QUIGLEY,
TH TEAM, PLUS CATS, N NOO A WHIPPET.

THIS MAGAZINE, N HEY, IT'S FREE YI KNAA,
HEZ TI BE TH ULTIMATE N ANY BEUK LOVERS LANGUAGE.

AA'VE BIN DEALIN WI BIBLIOPHILE FOR A CANNY FEW YEARS NOO.
N AA'VE BUILT UP A WURY CANNY LIBRARY DUE TI THEM.

FORST CLASS BEUKS IT FORST CLASS PRICES

SADLY N EYE PROBLEM HEZ FORCED IS INTO CEASING TI BUY MARE BEUKS. BUT IT HESN'T STOPPED ME FRIENDSHIP WI BIBLIPHE, N IN PARTCILAR WI ANNIE.

AA HOLD ANNIE N THE TEAM IN TH HIGHEST REGARD.
N YI KNAA WHAAT? AAM IN TH HIGHEST COMPNY N TH LAND. NONE OTHA THAN PRINCE PHILIP, THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH N YI CANNIT GIT MUCH HIGHER THEN THAT, OR CAN YI?

AA MIGHT NOT BE GITTIN ANY MARE BEUKS FROM BIBLIOPHIE BUT AA WILL CONTINUE TI WRITE TI ANNIE.

BIBLIOPHILE IS LIKE A FAMILY TI ME NOO,
N AM GANNA NEED AAL TH HELP AA CAN GIT N TH YEARS AHED.

SO FAREWELL BIBLIOPHILE
BUT NOT GOOD BYE.

BEST WISHES TO ALL THE TEAM.


HERBERT aka PIP SAVORY 2014